And here I was thinking "Where am I going to pick up a refill on my Anti-Robot Fluid?"
I was driving right past a store that not only carries it, but also carries Barbarian Repellant...
...and an assortment of dead languages (in liquid form.)
I have slept more soundly knowing this store is right down the street in my neighborhood.
The only problem is that the Time-Freezy Hyper Slush machine appears to be out of order.
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That is hilarious! Is water really 15 bucks though?
I'm guessing "Delaware" is really Lenape. That would come in real handy if I ever need to buy an island with beads and fire water.
Is this the front for one of Dave Eggers' 826 Valencia places?
Shhhhhh. It's much more interesting as a TIME TRAVEL MART!
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